I did it. I'm officially a grown-up, for the first time, at 32.5 years old. What's the big change? I got my first (yes, seriously) full-time paid position. This gal is the new face of Victory Toyota as the newest reception team member. It's not rocket science, but it is steady work at an almost sustainable pay rate and room for growth. Well, it might be rocket science. I haven't actually started working the phone system yet. It could be a prerequisite for NASA applicants, for all I know.
What I do understand, is that I had a panic attack within 20 minutes of leaving my orientation today. I've had harder work being a full-time parent, for sure. Remember....anything from this blog circa 2008-2012? I should be able to handle 40 hours of answering phones and making coffee. And yet, I sat in my car breathing heavily as if I had been asked to defuse a bomb in the parking lot. My best guess? I want to be a Toys R Us kid.
I'm not just working a part time gig to get me through. I'm a real adult, supporting 3 kids. This may be an entry level position, but there's room for growth. It's very likely that I'll end up in an HR position. So, this is my welcoming party into adulthood. Do I get a banner? And cake? There should always be cake! Maybe even pony rides...wait...this is an adult party. Strippers?
So in pure Cassidy fashion, I started off my first day coming of age with a court summons for a lost speeding ticket. I may be seasoned now, but I'm still a walking disaster. Some back story:
Dom and I split last year and I moved out and bought a mini van around last April. Life got in the way of things and I ended up procrastinating my registration in an epic way. By December, I was pulled over for speeding, my car was towed, and made FIVE trips to the DMV over two days. The physical ticket for the whole endeavor was in my possession for approximately 5 hours before it was declared dead. No idea what happened to it, as I don't really care. It was probably stolen by the Russians, eaten by a child, or maybe it had an epiphany and decided to finish it's degree in marketing. I wish it the best of luck, wherever the fuck it is.
So today, after work, I get a letter from the Superior Court of California stating that I owe them a ridiculous amount of money and my dignity. The best part is that a month ago, my boyfriend kindly reminded me to figure this shit out before something of this nature took place. I checked for my ticket online, it was nowhere in the system, so I was all, "Not my problem! Whoohoo!" Like a JACKASS. I wonder if he'll give me a hearty, "I told you so?" Regardless, I paid my debt and learned my lessons. That's what grown-ups do. We aren't impervious to mistakes, we handle them.
Today's subject line quote is Biff Tannen, Back to the Future.
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