I feel like I should apologize for my last entry. Obviously, I shouldn't have watched My Sister's Keeper so soon after having a sick child. I must have set the blog load on heavy wash because it was soaking in the melodrama. Honestly? I think I've been secretly craving a bit of crazy. Without all the absurd chaos that somehow shapes itself into my life, the blog is boring. And by boring, I mean that the new post tab sits open, holding two poorly edited sentences for three months.
How can I have gone so long without at least a smidge of weird making it's way in somewhere? Weird usually finds me. Like how some people always step in gum? I used to step in weird every day. Perhaps I've just been so preoccupied with keeping my children alive that I just haven't been seeing the usual blog-worthy tidbits. Cee-Lo Green could walk up next to me in his Elton John-turkey-guise from the Grammy's, and I wouldn't notice because I'm busy wiping baby spit off my shirt and telling my preschooler that the Winn-Dixie is not the place to yell "penis" and proceed to whip it out.
So I guess there's always that. But seriously, I'm ready for the WTF level to raise back to chronic so I can remain dazzling you guys with my like, words. And stuff.
Today's subject line quote is from Bones--The Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood (2009).
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