My sewing machine is a dick. It's less than a week before Halloween and it's been jamming worse than the reggae they've been blairing at Toyota lately. It's mostly due to the fabric of Willow's costume, so I'm made the decision to be a shitty mom and revamp the whole concept. Instead of her being "Boo" in her monster outfit from "Monster's Inc.," I'm just putting her in a pink tee with purple leggings and pigtails, maybe a Mike Wazowski doll if I can get a hold of one in time. My nanny, Tara, is dressing as Sully so it should be fairly obvious what we're going for. I hope.
I do feel really shitty for taking the super lazy route. I used to be a Pinterest mom, now I'm an Amazon Prime mom...only with no money. I know I'm not a bad mom, I just feel like less of a mother. I mean, I did still save Willow from the horrors of hearing the bus outside our house again this morning. That's something!
Wanna know what else I'm bad at? Following through with the no dating thing. It's been less than a week and I have a date on Friday. Granted, it's a follow up date from back in July. So maybe it doesn't count against me on the front of not actively trying to date? Cut me some slack! You all are entertained, I'm sure. At least this guy never tried to mansplain how a fork works. (Yes, that happened and it was the shortest date I've ever been on). In fact, it was a rather memorable time and I'm looking forward to recreating it.
Today's subject line quote is Black Phillip, "The Witch."
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